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1. I mustn't ask to become one with him
2. Despite the fact that I really want to become one with him...
3. But Belarus would literally kill me
4. I mustn't marry Russia with Belarus
5. I mustn't nick Russia's vodka
6. I mustn't teach Russia about parachutes
7. Because he believes in the uplifting power of vodka
8. And the fact that snow will break his fall
9. So he will jump out of an plane with no parachute
10. I must not force Russia to take off his scarf
11. I must not try on Russia's panda suit
12. I must not tell him the Baltics are terrified of him
13. I must not tell him everyones scared of him
14. I must not let Belarus into his house
15. Even if the outcome would be entertaining
16. For me and Belarus at least
17. I must not defile sunflowers in front of Russia
18. He would kill me
19. I must not whisper "kolkolkol" whenever Russia walks into a room
20. He would kill me.
21. I mustn't ask Russia if I can borrow his faucet pipe
22. I mustn't talk about Russia's sisters near him
23. He will get depressed
24. And maybe kill me
25. I mustn't keep getting Russia to sit on Busby's chair
26. Even if I like the way it keeps exploding whenever he sits on it
27. I mustn't seek out General Winter
28. I mustn't tell Russia that his nose is long
29. I mustn't ask Russia about his bloody past
30. He cracked because of his bloody history
31. That's why hes so psychopathic
32. He may be psychopathic, but that doesn't stop him from being adorable
33. I mustn't let him into China's house
34. Even though he and China are so cute
35. I mustn't let him into China's house dressed up as a panda
36. I mustn't ask him why he is quiet at world summit meetings
37. Because it is probably because he is fantasizing about everybody begging for their lives
38. He plans to take over the world some day
39. But everybody will be friends and one with Mother Russia, so that's OK.
40. I mustn't point out that Russia was sometimes called "The Motherland" and that Germany was sometimes called "The Fatherland"
41. Am I the only one who noticed that?
42. I mustn't ask Russia why Poland isn't scared of him
43. I really don't want to know...
44. Kolkol...
45. That wasn't breaking Rule 19#
46. Because Russia isn't currently in the room
47. And I didn't whisper it
48. I mustn't ask Russia why he occasionally carries around a pick-axe
49. Become one with Mother Russia da?
50. Da!
2. Despite the fact that I really want to become one with him...
3. But Belarus would literally kill me
4. I mustn't marry Russia with Belarus
5. I mustn't nick Russia's vodka
6. I mustn't teach Russia about parachutes
7. Because he believes in the uplifting power of vodka
8. And the fact that snow will break his fall
9. So he will jump out of an plane with no parachute
10. I must not force Russia to take off his scarf
11. I must not try on Russia's panda suit
12. I must not tell him the Baltics are terrified of him
13. I must not tell him everyones scared of him
14. I must not let Belarus into his house
15. Even if the outcome would be entertaining
16. For me and Belarus at least
17. I must not defile sunflowers in front of Russia
18. He would kill me
19. I must not whisper "kolkolkol" whenever Russia walks into a room
20. He would kill me.
21. I mustn't ask Russia if I can borrow his faucet pipe
22. I mustn't talk about Russia's sisters near him
23. He will get depressed
24. And maybe kill me
25. I mustn't keep getting Russia to sit on Busby's chair
26. Even if I like the way it keeps exploding whenever he sits on it
27. I mustn't seek out General Winter
28. I mustn't tell Russia that his nose is long
29. I mustn't ask Russia about his bloody past
30. He cracked because of his bloody history
31. That's why hes so psychopathic
32. He may be psychopathic, but that doesn't stop him from being adorable
33. I mustn't let him into China's house
34. Even though he and China are so cute
35. I mustn't let him into China's house dressed up as a panda
36. I mustn't ask him why he is quiet at world summit meetings
37. Because it is probably because he is fantasizing about everybody begging for their lives
38. He plans to take over the world some day
39. But everybody will be friends and one with Mother Russia, so that's OK.
40. I mustn't point out that Russia was sometimes called "The Motherland" and that Germany was sometimes called "The Fatherland"
41. Am I the only one who noticed that?
42. I mustn't ask Russia why Poland isn't scared of him
43. I really don't want to know...
44. Kolkol...
45. That wasn't breaking Rule 19#
46. Because Russia isn't currently in the room
47. And I didn't whisper it
48. I mustn't ask Russia why he occasionally carries around a pick-axe
49. Become one with Mother Russia da?
50. Da!
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100 Things Russia Cannot Do
1) I cannot jump out of planes.
2) Unless there's snow on the ground.
3) The snow will cushion my fall, no matter what.
4) That's all snow is good for.
5) I cannot plant sunflowers in the snow.
6) They'll die.
7) I don't want them to die.
8) I cannot go to China's house.
9) Unless I'm wearing a panda suit.
10) Otherwise, he won't let me in.
11) Do you think he's scared of me?
12) Nah, there's no way Yao-Yao could be scared of me.
13) I cannot let America's "commie" insults get to me.
14) I'll just kill him later.
15) Same goes for England, who always agrees with him on the subject.
16) I cannot laugh when Japan unsheathes his k
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Top 100 Awesome Prussia Facts
Top 100 Awesome Prussia Facts
1. Prussia doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets out of the way.
2. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Prussia can throw Brett Favre even further.
3. The Prussia military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Prussia could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
4. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Prussia can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
5. Prussia stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
6. Prussia can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one ro
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100 Things Poland Cannot Do
1) I cannot buy ponies while in war.
2) Even if ponies are amazing.
3) People will get very mad at you.
4) I can't tell England my unicorn is better than his
5) Even if it's true.
6) I cannot be intimidated by Germany.
7) Germany's just a jerk.
8) Everything he does is mean.
9) I hate him.
10) Even if he kissed me
11) Then again,
12) He was drunk.
13) He tasted like beer.
14) I like beer.
15) I cannot let people insult how I dress.
16) I can dress however the hell I want!
17) Hungary says I'm manlier than Germany for dressing the way I do.
18) Germany could never pull off a dress.
19) He just can't.
20) I cannot be in
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*reads rule 40 * THIS IS MY OTP I'LL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!!!